Every pizza card in Magic's TMNT set, ranked

Every pizza card in Magic's TMNT set, ranked — Polygon
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Magic: The Gathering’s new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles set, released worldwide on March 6, leans heavily into the Turtles’ pizza obsession. Wizards of the Coast even produced a Pizza Bundle that includes a cardboard slice topped with gummy worms; the cardboard inset underneath is tainted with grease and crumbs.

Lead designer Eric Engelhard admitted that “the pizzas in this set get weird, (some might say they're abominations),” later describing the pizzas the Turtles eat as “revolting.” Some of the illustrated pies look perfectly edible, while others verge on nauseating — especially when a stray rat is shown nibbling at them.

The set contains more than 20 pizza depictions; the following ranks all of them from delicious to atrocious.

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