Helldivers 2 boss teases reveal with binary 'You'll shit your pants'
Helldivers 2 studio CEO Shams Jorjani has been teasing something huge, saying players are "going to need bigger pants" and that "you're going to shit them again."
The line continues a long-running community joke that started in 2025, when Jorjani told a fan, "You'll shit your pants" — except now he has delivered the omen in even more frightening binary code.
Helldivers 2 grunts are seething. They've realized those ones and zeroes are signs that the Cyborg faction from Helldivers 1 have taken over Helldivers 2 socials — and Jorjani's mind — so they demand retribution.
But I think what they really should be doing is investing in a bidet.