BEST JOKE OF THE DAY! - A wife is making a breakfast of fried eggs for her... | Funny Clea

THE JOKE ???? A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar... All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them why they are looking so down. The Cowboy downs a shot, then says, "My horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi-truck carrying a tank of gasoline... " "It caused a big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically and says, "I just lost my husband in that same fire... " "The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash him." The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story... The dinosaur sniffs, takes a sip from his drink and stammers... "My entire family was on that truck!"