The Sneezing Contest
"The Sneezing Contest"
Script:
Scene: Classroom.
Characters: Teacher, Students.
Teacher: Alright, class. Let's have a sneezing contest!
(Student 1 sneezes loudly)
Student 1: (proudly) Achoo! Beat that!
(Student 2 sneezes even louder)
Student 2: (competing) Achoo! I win!
(Students continue to sneeze louder and crazier)
Teacher: Okay, enough sneezing or we'll need more tissues!
(Students laugh, realizing the absurdity of the competition)
