Bath routine for the best boy

Meanwhile my dog needs to have her right ear massaged through the entire bath experience until she's allowed in the doggy dryer, where she demands to be allowed to lick at the air for no less then ten minutes. When the groomer told me about that, I face palmed as they were laughing at what an absolute weirdo my dog is. But she'll only whine if not treated properly, doesn't bark at all during it.