First day of Eid Mubarak guys
By Shazil Khan 19 views 4 hours ago
Sure! Here are some funny one-liners you can use on the first day of Eid:
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???? **"Eid Mubarak! May your plates be full and your pants still fit by the end of the day."**
???? **"This Eid, may your BBQ be smokier than your relatives’ gossip."**
???? **"Dressed like royalty, broke like loyalty. Eid Mubarak!"**
???? **"Eid: That magical day where everyone forgets who owes who money."**
???? **"Let’s take a moment to remember the goats… and the diet we all just sacrificed."**
???? **"Woke up early, dressed fancy, took 73 selfies... yeah, it's definitely Eid."**
???? **"Calories don’t count on Eid. It’s basically a religious exemption."**