First day of Eid Mubarak guys

Sure! Here are some funny one-liners you can use on the first day of Eid: --- ???? **"Eid Mubarak! May your plates be full and your pants still fit by the end of the day."** ???? **"This Eid, may your BBQ be smokier than your relatives’ gossip."** ???? **"Dressed like royalty, broke like loyalty. Eid Mubarak!"** ???? **"Eid: That magical day where everyone forgets who owes who money."** ???? **"Let’s take a moment to remember the goats… and the diet we all just sacrificed."** ???? **"Woke up early, dressed fancy, took 73 selfies... yeah, it's definitely Eid."** ???? **"Calories don’t count on Eid. It’s basically a religious exemption."**