The Aliens Tried to POISON Humanity With Caffeine — We Asked for a Second Cup

The Aliens Tried to POISON Humanity With Caffeine — We Asked for a Second Cup The Xarn Collective just classified your morning coffee as a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION. Their scientists analyzed one espresso and PANICKED — caffeine spikes the human heart rate, rewires our focus, and makes us work for EIGHTEEN hours straight. To them, that's not a beverage. That's a COMBAT STIMULANT. So they bombed every human city with caffeine, certain we would collapse. Instead, we yawned... and brewed a second cup. Then a third. Within a week, human productivity TRIPLED. We built starships on espresso and outworked their entire empire before lunch. Now the Xarn beg for the recipe. We told them the truth: it's called coffee. And it's DELICIOUS. An epic HFY sci-fi story about humanity's deadliest weapon — coffee. If you love HFY sci-fi stories, funny alien first contact stories, humans are space orcs, alien invasion shorts, and stories where humans outsmart aliens — this one is for you. HFY Galaxy Tales — home of epic HFY sci-fi stories.