Everything I do for you

They say I'm like free Wi-Fi, always making you want to come closer." "Wow, it's really smooth. You're like coffee, the more you get addicted to it." "This is fun, but seriously, you say you don't like drama, but how come your life is like a soap opera, full of conflict?" "Well, my life is full of surprises. But you said you like traveling, why is your favorite destination still your bedroom?" "Hahaha, my goodness, that's a really subtle sarcasm. Eh, they say you study hard, but how come yesterday's exam results were so-so?" "Oh, you're really good at sarcasm. #animeroastingalwayshappytobearoundyoujoke