The Aliens Tried to Sell Earth an Extended Warranty — We Claimed the Whole Galaxy

The aliens called Earth last Tuesday. Not with warships — with a sales pitch. A polite alien voice offered humanity an extended warranty on the entire planet: full coverage for meteors, plagues, and invasions, for only nine trillion credits a month. Earth's lawyers read the fine print — all four billion pages of it — and found the loophole on page three billion: whoever holds the warranty owns the galaxy. So humanity signed. Then we filed a claim. On everything. The alien insurance empire went bankrupt by Friday. Never sell a warranty to a species that reads the fine print. Welcome to HFY Galaxy Tales — home of epic HFY sci-fi stories where humanity always wins. New alien comedy stories, space adventures and humanity sci-fi shorts every day.