The Aliens Renamed Earth — So We Renamed Their Capital Bob | HFY Sci-Fi Story

The Galactic Naming Bureau renamed Earth this morning — and humanity answered with the pettiest, most glorious revenge in galactic history. Our planet is now officially Gloobax Prime. So we renamed their sacred capital... Bob. The Bureau was furious. They demanded we respect ten thousand years of tradition. So we polled the galaxy. Every species secretly hated the old names. Ninety percent voted to keep Bob. The Bureau surrendered by lunch. Because you can rename a planet. But you will never out-name humanity. HFY Galaxy Tales — home of epic HFY Sci-Fi Stories.