The Aliens Sent a Tourist to Spy on Earth — He Gave Earth Five Stars and Refused to Leave

The aliens sent one tourist to spy on Earth — and he gave Earth five stars instead. His mission was to photograph our weaknesses for an invasion. Instead he tasted street food in Bangkok, watched a sunset in Santorini, and danced at a wedding in Mumbai. His reports home read like love letters. When the invasion fleet arrived expecting fear, they found their spy leading a tour group, shouting five stars. Earth was not a target. It was his vacation. Never send a tourist to spy on humanity. We will ruin him with kindness. HFY Galaxy Tales — epic HFY sci-fi stories about humanity, aliens, and first contact.