Hitler reacts to a kiss from an excited American woman at the 1936 Olympic Games

Hitler: (looking sternly into the camera) I cannot believe what just happened at the Olympic Games. As you all know, I am not one for frivolous displays of affection, especially not from foreigners. But today, an American woman crossed the line. (voice rising in disbelief) She had the audacity to run up to me and plant a kiss on my cheek! Me! The leader of the German people! I was appalled, to say the least. But what really got me was her excitement. She was practically jumping out of her skin with joy at the prospect of kissing me. It was as if she had never seen a man before. I cannot fathom why anyone would be so enthusiastic about kissing me, let alone a foreigner. It makes me question the sanity of these Americans. But mark my words, this will not go unpunished. I will make sure that this woman is dealt with accordingly. No one disrespects me or my country in such a manner and gets away with it. So let this be a lesson to all of you. Do not cross me or my people. We are not to be trifled with. And if you dare to try, you will face the consequences. (end with a menacing stare into the camera)